Tuesday, August 10, 2004
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New definition of "is": "They weren't on the same boat"
From 1997 to 2000, this country was subjected daily be pundits trying to explain the word "is" when trying to explain away Bill Clinton's infidelity.
Let us examine the cause of all the angst. We elected a president in 1992 who parsed every word. When parsing his lies, he caused each side to yell at each other every hour of every day.
We are faced now with the choice of electing another president, John Kerry, who will parse and nuance every word. My God, didn't we get enough of this.
If Kerry is elected, we will "be nibbled to death by nuances" .
The only way to spare ourselves is to vote for George W. Bush.